Monday, April 21, 2008

9 steps for playing "Guitar Hero" at parties

  1. Watch others play and gather the nerve to try yourself
  2. Wait for an opening and take the guitar, pretending you did it just because there was no one else to take it
  3. Press the 5 colored buttons according to the sequence that appears on the screen, together with the black button at the base of the guitar
  4. Play until you manage to complete an entire song (or you feel like your arms are about to fall off)
  5. Tell others of your huge success
  6. Let someone else play
  7. Watch that someone switches to "expert" level and complete the song with 99% success
  8. Humbly walk away
  9. Repeat steps 1-8

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