If Search Engines Where Girls

From the SEO article "On-page SEO for small Companies":

• Google is the bombshell who everyone drools over. She knows this and lords it over everyone. You’ve really got to work to get Google’s trust. She also has a weird fascination with blogging.


• Yahoo is wild and erratic.


• MSN is the world’s cheapest date, who will practically faint if you show any interest in her at all.