Create the ultimate business card

During the David Platt's lecture I received a business card from him.
The card's title is "Rolling Thunder computing" (his company), and his title is: "Supreme and Exalted, Dictator-for-life"
I think that's the best job title I have ever seen on a business card, and even better - it makes people pause and remember him because it's unusual.
Do you have special titles on your business cards?